2017 Blue Jays Hotness Ranking: #34-25

Well it’s that time of the year (Actually, I’m probably a week late but hey, it got done so shush) where I objectify the talented men that called themselves Blue Jays in 2017 and superficially rank them based on their hotness.

This list was a little harder to make because of the revolving door of players that was on this roster. So as always I made a pretty strict inclusion list just so I can keep the little bit of sanity, and here they are:

  • On the 25 man roster for at least a month, so no Alford or Smith Jr.
  • Ended the season in the Jays system, so no Liriano, Grilli, and Joe Smith.
  • And most importantly, I must remember you, I don’t think I actually cut anyone that fit the first 2 points but not this but there were almosts.

Like in previous years this will be a series, this year it’ll be one more post longer, 4-part series, because of the amount of players that needed to be included. And here’s the first part:

34. Miguel Montero

Some has to be in the bottom of the list and unfortunately for Montero it’s him this year.

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33. Ezequiel Carrera

Unfortunately Zeke’s infectious smile wasn’t enough to get a higher spot on the list.

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32. Brett Anderson

I know he’s ranked pretty low but I do love the fuzzy ginger bread.

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31. Steve Pearce

Pearce kinda has resting murder face that terrifies me a little bit.

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30. Roberto Osuna

Still can’t believe our most baby blue bird has his own baby blue bird.

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29. Jose Bautista

It saddens me that this will be the last year I can put Jose on this list. I may not score him high on this list but please know that I love and respect this man so much.

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28. Raffy Lopez

Raffy looks like such a nice guy doesn’t he?

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27. J.A. Happ

I said it last year but there is something mesmerizing but creepy about Happ’s stares that just gets to me, and not in a good way.

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26. Kevin Pillar

Maybe Kevin will get some DILF points  next season but for now he has to settle for number 26.

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25. Tom Koehler

Koehler would have probably found himself in my first post a couple weeks ago, but I recently started following him on Instragam (@tkrefresh22) and I can admit that I’m not – not enjoying it.

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